Contrary to popular belief, Kanye didn’t impregnate the Powerball jackpot…or Beyonce, for that matter. However, he may very well have won the Preakness. You’ll understand more when you check out this week’s episode, where we Bend it Like Benghazi and have absolutely no remorse…
It was admittedly one of the shittiest weeks we’ve seen in quite some time. Luckily, we have friends like CNN, the New York Post, Reese Witherspoon, Potheads, and Mad Men to make us all laugh again.
We hope you had a wonderful week of religious holiday fun and March Madness, but, let’s face it – no madness could possibly match that of North Korean man-child Kim Jong Un… Either way, we apologize for everything you’re about to see.